1. Because they’re the most comfortable
  2. Because you never have to worry about overeating at lunch and needing to unbutton your pants in front of work colleagues and let out that embarrassing groan once the restricted flesh is released
  3. Because they have the highest return on investment (ROI) of any article of clothing, ever. $9 will last you a year, minimum
  4. Because fuck it
  5. Because they actually go with everything: winter boots, spring dresses, workout clothes, etc.
  6. Because the thought of having to wear jeans again makes me more inclined to peel off a full layer of skin in the hopes of avoiding that crunchy, stiff, grating fabric
  7. Because reason #4, again
  8. Because I can go to yoga in them, and go to a fancy event in them, and wear them to work, and be a bum in them, and society can’t say anything about it
  9. Because it strikes that balance between sexy and comfortable that is all too appealing to my twenty-something quarter-life crisis that wants to both look good but expend little to no effort
  10. Because they’re the only form of clothing that allows me to get into a full lotus in public while still remaining socially acceptable and/or avoiding inevitable crotch flash
  11. Because #4 again

 

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LEGGINGS! [Photo Credit: www.rachelslookbook.com]